Nokay said the bee

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

zeetuslapenis:

b00tiusmaximus:

never gonna whip my dick out near him.

riyal:

riyal:

im such a good/fast replier omg

oh wait

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ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

echosong:

deathgripssucks:

jesus

Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

echosong:

deathgripssucks:

jesus

Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

weavemunchers:

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

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lafeminista:

theblackhex:

Can’t really say anything, I’d be freaked out if I saw a tiny person run across my kitchen. 

Din’t you mean a mini mouse? 😏

lafeminista:

theblackhex:

Can’t really say anything, I’d be freaked out if I saw a tiny person run across my kitchen. 

Din’t you mean a mini mouse? 😏

Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.

menthuthuyoupi:

yivialo:

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lmfao

IN CHURCH THO???